Mummy Hugs

Lovely UA. Yes lets all meet up at an annual RR Luv-in conference, all get plastered (on tea/goffers - can I have bacardi in mine please - an alco-goffer!) and write poems. None of us are of course up to your standard UA. Are you going to rewrite the remaining verses so Baby Matelots can learn the new version of:

For those in Peril of the Sun
Max Clifford and the money run
Try not to chat to tele-journos
Or cry for mum and home in Cells
For those in peril in the Ribs
Let Wet-Blobby give you cuddles and suck!

For those in Peril of going too far
And pissing off your messmates on
The Cornwall as it sails the seas
Patrolling for those on the Gippo Run
For those in peril in the Ribs
Let Wet-Blobby give you cuddles and stick!

Oh mighty Pusser in his war canoe
Casts a tear as he looks on askew
And wonders what's happened to the RN
Since the days of the Ganges Trogs so tuff
For those in Peril of Persian Rugs
Buy a pair of pinky mugs.

Wet Blobby waits onboard Cornwall
For Baby Sailors to kiss and cuddle
To save them from their tender thoughts
And show them how a Bootneck copes
For all in danger of tears and fears
Let Uncle Albert toughen you up! :twisted:
 
wet_blobby said:
I am humbled by the brilliance of UA and AAC....well done, hugs all round...just dont let SF nick my puppies.
If I promise to curl up and cry, will you hug me too?


(Curls up and cries) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Waiting... :D :twisted: :p :)
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
wet_blobby said:
I am humbled by the brilliance of UA and AAC....well done, hugs all round...just dont let SF nick my puppies.
If I promise to curl up and cry, will you hug me too?


(Curls up and cries) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Waiting... :D :twisted: :p :)
look at the post above :twisted:
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Nice tits...I mean tats Rosie. You had better have good lawyers AAC, Rosy will have you before the beak quick time.
NZB
 
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