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MP's expenses how do they manage

Sometimes I find it deeply regrettable that these members of society dont have their name on a board commemorating still born children.
 

flymo

War Hero
Guzzles, why don't you stand? Seriously. I know our views are poles apart but I admire Dennis Skinner for his no free lunch and turn to every day in the House mantra.

A fellow ex Gollie I joined up with is a Guzz councillor now.
 
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trelawney126

War Hero
Guzzles, why don't you stand? Seriously. I know our views are poles apart but I admire Dennis Skinner for his no free lunch and turn to every day in the House mantra.

I fellow ex Gollie I joined up with is a Guzz councillor now.

would he now be a Marriage Councillor for Matelots wives.
"Did you marry a knight in shining armour, or a twat in tinfoil?" Down to earth advice.
 
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guestm

Guest
Guzzles, why don't you stand? Seriously. I know our views are poles apart but I admire Dennis Skinner for his no free lunch and turn to every day in the House mantra.

I fellow ex Gollie I joined up with is a Guzz councillor now.


Johnny Bramham? Remember him? What a tool. Ex matelots would make good MPs, they're used to claiming expenses for everything.

As an aside, I would genuinely consider standing if I didn't have far too many 'ahem' skeletons in my closet.
 

flymo

War Hero
From what I have 'seen' of certain politicians, a certain fee seems to ensure that the closet remains shut. However, you are then encouraged to vote the 'right way' ....
 

Flagdeck

War Hero
Johnny Bramham? Remember him? What a tool. Ex matelots would make good MPs, they're used to claiming expenses for everything.

As an aside, I would genuinely consider standing if I didn't have far too many 'ahem' skeletons in my closet.

I bet you wished you'd never mentioned that bint from Middlesborough and the Travelodge incident...:hump:
 

Platelayer

Midshipman
Thought about standing, then realised I could'nt lie with a straight face. How about a public holiday for Guy Fawkes, the last person to enter Westminster with honourable intentions.
 

pie.thatcher

Lantern Swinger
When it cames to MP's there are very few I would piss on if they were on fire. The exception is Frank Fields a top bloke, just a pity he's labour
 

fishhead

War Hero
Up until now I was of the opinion that IPSA were a roll over for the MPs but I am very much encouraged by this dripping MP that they are giving claims all due scrutiny.The MPs have very short memories and have somehow forgotten that the reason they have the system now in place was because a large majority of them were playing fast and loose with the old system.
 

Flagdeck

War Hero
Up until now I was of the opinion that IPSA were a roll over for the MPs but I am very much encouraged by this dripping MP that they are giving claims all due scrutiny.The MPs have very short memories and have somehow forgotten that the reason they have the system now in place was because a large majority of them were playing fast and loose with the old system.[/QUOTE]


With a name like his.....I bet he longs for yesterday

.............I'll get me coat. :slow:
 
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fishhead

War Hero
Up until now I was of the opinion that IPSA were a roll over for the MPs but I am very much encouraged by this dripping MP that they are giving claims all due scrutiny.The MPs have very short memories and have somehow forgotten that the reason they have the system now in place was because a large majority of them were playing fast and loose with the old system.[/QUOTE]


With a name like his.....I bet he longs for yesterday

.............I'll get me coat. :slow:
Don't slam the door on your way out.
 

Stirling

Banned
Johnny Bramham? Remember him? What a tool. Ex matelots would make good MPs, they're used to claiming expenses for everything.

As an aside, I would genuinely consider standing if I didn't have far too many 'ahem' skeletons in my closet.

I would make a cracking Conservative, a number 10 would shake em up.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Thought about standing, then realised I couldn't lie with a straight face. How about a public holiday for Guy Fawkes, the last person to enter Westminster with honourable intentions.

Well I'm glad we were never co defendants at the table mate.
With your criteria in mind I would reach the premier spot in but a few years, I have never suffered with such a handicap.
 
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