Its Chrimbo and with all the channels we have available there's still nothing worth watching on the box. How about some RN film remakes: List of Movies suitable for a Jack type remake: 1. Gone with the Wind Story of a Chefs battle with the ships company to combat the after effects of large portions of baked beans. 2. The Magnificent Seven Follow the epic journey of seven sailors from the beginning at tot time followed by a session in Union Street and culminating with a social call at the commanders table. 3. The Wizard of Oz A gay sailor & three walts attempt to find the golden rivet. Will the Jess give up his ruby slippers? Will the sailor ever find the golden rivet? Which unsuspecting crew member will drop the soap? 4. Made in the U.S.A. Support the action as a group of British matelots descend on small town U.S.A. How many virgins will be left after the long weekend of debauchery? How many of the group will end the trip in sickbay with a weepy willy? Please add to the list as required, would also like to see some suitable actors names inserted.