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  1. jockpopeye

    jockpopeye Badgeman Book Reviewer

    I have recently be made aware of Movember

    I think that it seems like a good excuse for growing a manly tache.

    Afte some deliberation on wht kind of tache to grow, the Adolf Hitler?, the Errol Flynn?, the Freddie Mercury? I have decided to model my new facial sculpture on this deserving role model

    Duncan - Man at Arms from 80's kids cartoon He-Man, like him I too have dark hair and will undoubtedly end up with a ginger tache.

    Once I am fully tached up I will then start a programme of tache related activities culminating in taking up pipe smoking.
    Any suggested tache tips, role models and tache associated activites would be welcome.
  2. Got to get a cardi.... tache, pipe, cardi..... and don't forget the slippers.
    You also have to live in the home counties.... to complete the image. :wink:
  3. Was Hitler's a Brazilian?
  4. What about the Para/SAS tache - they always reminded me of the porn stars in the 70s videos, perhaps thats why they wore em. Once (mistakenly) went into a gay bar in San Fransisco 1986 on Manchester all the brown hatters had big fcuk off handle bar taches maybe so the giver had something to hold on to when banging his arse
  5. I am also growing a tache but i put the vote out on facebook.
    I was hoping for a Magnum PI style but as it stands Handle Bars are the front runner.
    I have yet to inform the missus as she hates facial hair in any form.
    It could make for an interesting Movember.
  6. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    There's afunny article in the latest FHM where a comedian (can't remember his name) grows a Hitler 'tache. It describes peoples reactions to him whilst sporting said facial hair, worth reading if you're contemplating a "Hitler".
  7. Probably Richard Herring.
  8. You could always go for the Crab look!!! :roll:

  9. Trouble with Taches is that they f*kin stink of stale pussy next morning, puts me off me bacon sarnie
  10. Go for the Chopper Read look

  11. Jesus wept, he's the spitting image of Wet Blobby, even down to the perpetually bemused what the fock expression! :lol:
    Once again I shall not be bothering with Movember due to completely inability to muster a Mo, skin me innit. :oops:
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    So you've decided to grow a Freddie and you've turned to lil's for advice, hmmmmmmm.

    Since your GF has just dumped you and your scanning your mates for kock, go for the one she pumping now!
  13. Check out J_D & that brat her Bro. rescued:



    Then there's one of the heroic Bro. himself, of course:

  14. Ever seen a women with her pubes in tache mode?I haven't although for a laugh my ex did shape a heart with hers but I gather that was a Mary Quant thing in the 60's.
    PS You can't beat a hairless one! it seems[or did] cling on to you a bit better!
    Suction is a wonderful thing!
  15. Not as clingy as the puckered starfish
  16. jockpopeye

    jockpopeye Badgeman Book Reviewer

    Do I detect a touch of moustache envy?

    Don't worry I am sure that once you eventually start puberty you will be able to grow a moustache too.

    Until then you can keep your frock on and go by the name Gladys.

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