Motto's

Any good one liners out there for good matelots to use as and when:

Sidon has authorised me to use this one within the EC.

"No sea to rough no muff to tough"

8) Nutty 8)
 

sidon55

Lantern Swinger
No Friggin' in the Riggin'

I'm the Captain of this ship .....and have my wifes permission to say so (very applicable in Nutty's case)
 

Ratrat

Lantern Swinger
One for the new style MEM's = I was swinging off Main Stops when you were swinging off Bus Stops.
 

function

Badgeman
the old favourites....

"......I was in Baghdad when you were in yer dad's bag !"

and

"......I was on Drake Gate when you were on Cow and Gate !"
 

Oberons_Knob

Midshipman
I joined the navy when men were men, ships were made of oak and pansies grew in fu**ing gardens!

I didn't know nelson but his father was a bastard

I was only interested in the raising of the Mary Rose because I thought I might get me kit bag back!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, between sh1t and syphalis.

and,

This is a working ship not daddy's yacht! (usually to someone who has made a derogatory remark about our paintwork!)
 

Morse

Newbie
1. I was in uniform when you were in liquid form.
2. She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
 

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Badgeman
diesel said:
Woke up this morning " with a mouth like the back of an arab standeasy tent "

Or........"with a mouth like the inside of a west african witchdoctors imitation leather and suede juju bag !!"
 

Highlander

Newbie
She had teeth like a NAAFI piano one white one black one missing

She had blond hair all down her back, none on her head but lots on her back!

I thought ME7 was floor polish 'till I meet this man

This one is for a so called MEO's can work out the cubic capacity of an orange just don't ask him to peel one.
 
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