Motto's

#1
Any good one liners out there for good matelots to use as and when:

Sidon has authorised me to use this one within the EC.

"No sea to rough no muff to tough"

8) Nutty 8)
 

sidon55

Lantern Swinger
#4
No Friggin' in the Riggin'

I'm the Captain of this ship .....and have my wifes permission to say so (very applicable in Nutty's case)
 
#7
the old favourites....

"......I was in Baghdad when you were in yer dad's bag !"

and

"......I was on Drake Gate when you were on Cow and Gate !"
 
#10
I joined the navy when men were men, ships were made of oak and pansies grew in fu**ing gardens!

I didn't know nelson but his father was a bastard

I was only interested in the raising of the Mary Rose because I thought I might get me kit bag back!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#12
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, between sh1t and syphalis.

and,

This is a working ship not daddy's yacht! (usually to someone who has made a derogatory remark about our paintwork!)
 
#19
She had teeth like a NAAFI piano one white one black one missing

She had blond hair all down her back, none on her head but lots on her back!

I thought ME7 was floor polish 'till I meet this man

This one is for a so called MEO's can work out the cubic capacity of an orange just don't ask him to peel one.
 
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