Motto's

[Nutty]

Any good one liners out there for good matelots to use as and when:

Sidon has authorised me to use this one within the EC.

"No sea to rough no muff to tough"

8) Nutty 8)

 

[wheelspanner]

Jupiter Stoker we steam as a team.

 

[function]

"As smooth as a crocodiles' No2 entering harbour suit !"

 

[sidon55]

No Friggin' in the Riggin'

I'm the Captain of this ship .....and have my wifes permission to say so (very applicable in Nutty's case)

 

[McHammock]

She's got skin like the lee side of a tombola ticket

 

[Ratrat]

One for the new style MEM's = I was swinging off Main Stops when you were swinging off Bus Stops.

 

[function]

the old favourites....

"......I was in Baghdad when you were in yer dad's bag !"

and

"......I was on Drake Gate when you were on Cow and Gate !"

 

[SailbadTheSinner]

Or the classic

"I was in the Andrew before the Dead Sea reported sick!" :lol:

 

[andym]

When i joined The Navy i wanted to be a cook,but they already had one!

 

[Oberons_Knob]

I joined the navy when men were men, ships were made of oak and pansies grew in fu**ing gardens!

I didn't know nelson but his father was a bastard

I was only interested in the raising of the Mary Rose because I thought I might get me kit bag back!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Lifeboatbod]

I knew Pontius before he got his wings

 

[Marc_St_Hilaire]

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, between sh1t and syphalis.

and,

This is a working ship not daddy's yacht! (usually to someone who has made a derogatory remark about our paintwork!)

 

[Morse]

1. I was in uniform when you were in liquid form.
2. She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

 

[Ratrat]

1. I was in uniform when you were in liquid form.
2. She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Or a face like a Size 10 Shovel

 

[Oberons_Knob]

1. I was in uniform when you were in liquid form.
2. She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

A face like a bulldog licking sh1t off a thistle

 

[Nutty]

"He was the Messman at the Last Supper"

Nutty

 

[diesel]

Woke up this morning " with a mouth like the back of an arab standeasy tent "

 

[function]

Woke up this morning " with a mouth like the back of an arab standeasy tent "

Or........"with a mouth like the inside of a west african witchdoctors imitation leather and suede juju bag !!"

 

[Highlander]

She had teeth like a NAAFI piano one white one black one missing

She had blond hair all down her back, none on her head but lots on her back!

I thought ME7 was floor polish 'till I meet this man

This one is for a so called MEO's can work out the cubic capacity of an orange just don't ask him to peel one.

 

[McHammock]

Make & Mend ! - you've already had more time off then Nelson's starboard anti-flash glove.