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Mothers Hour/Cock of the week.

2_deck_dash

War Hero
I would like to nominate ja5on for the very first cock of the week award. While not yet fully deserving of an o2 thief tag you have overcome tremendous adversity and managed to make a cnut of yourself none the less.

Every thread you post on quickly meanders into complete gutter tripe, this is a skill which I feel you have used to great effect during your time here.

If I could just get someone to second my proposal I will put it to the board for deliberation.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

I propose that the woman who screamed like a nutter at my dog because he was getting a bit boisterous with her precious piece of shit be nominated. Rarely have i met someone quite so neurotic!! :roll: :roll:

Oh and jason is a complete throbber so thirded!!! :D
 

Ja5on

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

I would like to state my case

I was not the one who went storming off in a huff for the second or third time unlike zoidberg. I have always insulting you cnuts back instead of crying about it or throwing toys out of my pram.

I have tried to reform you may not of noticed but I haven't posted in the last post wins thread for ages.

It was not me singlehandedly destroying the threads I was provoked and in one I tried to get it back on topic twice but to no avail currently.

You lot would miss me when I am gone as you would have no one to hate or take your stress out on.
 
Re: Cock of the week.

Ja5on said:
I would like to state my case

I was not the one who went storming off in a huff for the second or third time unlike zoidberg. I have always insulting you cnuts back instead of crying about it or throwing toys out of my pram.

I have tried to reform you may not of noticed but I haven't posted in the last post wins thread for ages.

It was not me singlehandedly destroying the threads I was provoked and in one I tried to get it back on topic twice but to no avail currently.

You lot would miss me when I am gone as you would have no one to hate or take your stress out on.

You may have tried to reform but you're still a penis.

And no, we wouldn't miss you. This place and ARRSE are awash with dribbling head-dobbers who have never served. One of them will step up, I have no doubt of that.

So fcuk off.
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

Ja5on said:
I would like to state my case

I was not the one who went storming off in a huff for the second or third time unlike zoidberg. I have always insulting you cnuts back instead of crying about it or throwing toys out of my pram.

I have tried to reform you may not of noticed but I haven't posted in the last post wins thread for ages.

It was not me singlehandedly destroying the threads I was provoked and in one I tried to get it back on topic twice but to no avail currently.

You lot would miss me when I am gone as you would have no one to hate or take your stress out on.

I hear you have a lead part in rainman the musical!!!


mlaaarrr mlar mlar mlar mlaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!
 

Ja5on

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

X.R.D said:
Ja5on said:
I would like to state my case

I was not the one who went storming off in a huff for the second or third time unlike zoidberg. I have always insulting you cnuts back instead of crying about it or throwing toys out of my pram.

I have tried to reform you may not of noticed but I haven't posted in the last post wins thread for ages.

It was not me singlehandedly destroying the threads I was provoked and in one I tried to get it back on topic twice but to no avail currently.

You lot would miss me when I am gone as you would have no one to hate or take your stress out on.

I hear you have a lead part in rainman the musical!!!


mlaaarrr mlar mlar mlar mlaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!

Don't get it :sad2:
 

Polycell

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

X.R.D said:
Ja5on said:
I would like to state my case

I was not the one who went storming off in a huff for the second or third time unlike zoidberg. I have always insulting you cnuts back instead of crying about it or throwing toys out of my pram.

I have tried to reform you may not of noticed but I haven't posted in the last post wins thread for ages.

It was not me singlehandedly destroying the threads I was provoked and in one I tried to get it back on topic twice but to no avail currently.

You lot would miss me when I am gone as you would have no one to hate or take your stress out on.
I hear you have a lead part in rainman the musical!!!


mlaaarrr mlar mlar mlar mlaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!
That would infer that he is good at maths! :wink:
 

pinkprincess

Lantern Swinger
Re: Cock of the week.

Another disappointingly misleading title :wink: :lol:

I thought you were treating us ladies to something sexy for a moment there 2_deck_dash...

Oh well *sigh* :lol: :D

Edited to add: I need cheering up, I'm at home with the flu.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Re: Cock of the week.

Ja5on.

*Wah shield down*

Mlaar is the sound a mong makes

*Wah shield up*
 

Ja5on

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

pinkprincess said:
Another disappointingly misleading title :wink: :lol:

I thought you were treating us ladies to something sexy for a moment there 2_deck_dash...

Oh well *sigh* :lol: :D

He would if he could but his camara doesn't have enough zoom :twisted:
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Re: Cock of the week.

pinkprincess said:
Another disappointingly misleading title :wink: :lol:

I thought you were treating us ladies to something sexy for a moment there 2_deck_dash...

Oh well *sigh* :lol: :D

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

As long as you haven't got a cock that is
 

pinkprincess

Lantern Swinger
Re: Cock of the week.

Blackrat said:
pinkprincess said:
Another disappointingly misleading title :wink: :lol:

I thought you were treating us ladies to something sexy for a moment there 2_deck_dash...

Oh well *sigh* :lol: :D

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

As long as you haven't got a cock that is

Oo, Blackrat, that's a tempting offer for a young lady... but still not tempting enough to make me post a photo, I have to work with some of the boys on here!
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Re: Cock of the week.

As a gentleman i will not push the subject. I intend to wear you down with endless stalking. Leave the curtains open.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Re: Cock of the week.

pinkprincess said:
Another disappointingly misleading title :wink: :lol:

I thought you were treating us ladies to something sexy for a moment there 2_deck_dash...

Oh well *sigh* :lol: :D

Edited to add: I need cheering up, I'm at home with the flu.

As stated before to many a young Wren and female RumRationer, have a flick through the gallery and soon you will find a phot of my hoop in all it's divine glory. If that doesn't get you hot under the collar then there is no hope for you and you might as well become a nun.

Edited to add: No I can't be arsed to trawl through all the pictures to find it and I don't remember which gallery it is in.
 
Re: Cock of the week.

Blackrat said:
Ja5on.

*Wah shield down*

Mlaar is the sound a mong makes

*Wah shield up*

I shall forgive you because you do not know any better, being a pongo.

But in the Senior Service we do not have wahs, we have bites.

All this wahhing is making me cringe. Kindly desist.
 
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