War Hero
The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife (your daughter) telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home, and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. ...I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .....

She never got your E-mail!"


Lantern Swinger
My wife hates it when I use the word '****'
I suppose she does have a point
After 15 years together I should find out her mothers proper name !


War Hero
True mother in law Chrimbo dit:
Many years ago, I'm sat in our front room watching the telly when I hear a knock on the door. I opened the door and there in the porch is the Mother in Law complete with suitcase.
"What do you want Marge?" I ask. "Im staying here for Christmas" was her frosty reply. "Stay there then." says I and shut the door on her!
The wife asks, "Who was at the door?" When I told her it was her mum and she was staying in our front porch she went feckin ballistic.!
Women, they can't take a joke....