After (another) chef had shown a group of us around the ship and given us an hour long speech on fire fighting, including BA etc he asks the group if there are any questions? One of the lads pipes up with "how do you make an egg custard, i made one once and it didnt turn out quite right, i think i forgot to put the eggs in"!
I was on a course at the NATO CIS School near Rome and on day one the school warrant officer, a Royal Signals WO1RSM, gives the new students the welcome brief. Of course this finishes with the customary "does anyone have any questions?"
Up pipes a Belgian army SNCO, in combats, with a beard, as scruffy as if he'd been in the trenches with the corker:
Quote: Can you tell me where I can get a pork pie? Unquote
RSM absolutely fuming!!! Audience biting their lips trying not to piss themselves laughing.