Most ridiculous thing anyone's ever said to you?

I have loads. But I had one today that will stick in my mind. An Indian asked if I was a foreigner. What the...? No jokes about my accent, nutty_bag.

 

Well? Are you?

 

Well it depends where I am!

As it was, I was in England. So no I'm not!

 

"They've nicked my ipod"

A certain Mr. Bean, ex-HMS Cornwall, ex-RN

 

The other day, I banged my head on a cupboard door. My wife said to me "Mind your head" how stupid is that, I'd already banged it, was swearing profusely.
Bit of a late warning don't you think?

 

I think! Maybe she was just trying to be nice?

 

"I DO"

Nutty

 

On my honeymoon morning my wife said " Get Off " FFS whats that all about?

 

Flying a pussers helicopter in Italy in a snowstorm trying to follow a set of wires - the only thing we could see. Lost sight of them and asked the other pilot if he could see them - answer no. At that point, one of the groundcrew in the back shouts "It's okay boss, I can see them......"

Correct, but not helping.

GK

 

'Wake up and go to bed'…

Never occurs to her to leave me sleeping peacefully on the settee.






(edited coz I missread the title)

 

He said that to you? You must be high up in the government.......

 

I can think of other ways that would be nicer.
Good phots by the way, I'll try to add some of my own soon.

 

ur clutch will last for atleast another 10k miles, it went 20 miles later

 

does that hurt................ well of course it hurts... i would not be feckin crying would i ... you twonk......

 

Are you drunk ?? :roll: :roll:

 

"What's on fire?"

Wasn't really wanting to stick my hands into the hot orangey flamey thing to find out.

 

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Classic!! Bloody brummies :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

You wont come in my mouth will you ?

 

Well i've been asked a few ridiculous things recently in basic. for example, a new recruit asked me if i get british citizenship for serving in the Royal Navy?. I'm from Northern Ireland. i wasn't impressed.

Other stupid things along those lines would be, "do you get BBC 1 over there" and "it must cost a fortune to call home".

 

The Classic, happens every time (Or did in my case) 'are you on leave again', used to wind me up, of course I was on fecking leave, I was in the navy never based or on ship less than 160 miles from home, not exactly a daily comute now wasi t.