Most ridiculous thing anyone's ever said to you?

[snapdragon]

I have loads. But I had one today that will stick in my mind. An Indian asked if I was a foreigner. What the...? No jokes about my accent, nutty_bag.

 

[greenking]

Well? Are you?

 

[snapdragon]

Well it depends where I am!

As it was, I was in England. So no I'm not!

 

[SS-super-stoker]

"They've nicked my ipod"

A certain Mr. Bean, ex-HMS Cornwall, ex-RN

 

[Simmo]

The other day, I banged my head on a cupboard door. My wife said to me "Mind your head" how stupid is that, I'd already banged it, was swearing profusely.
Bit of a late warning don't you think?

 

[snapdragon]

The other day, I banged my head on a cupboard door. My wife said to me "Mind your head" how stupid is that, I'd already banged it, was swearing profusely.
Bit of a late warning don't you think?

I think! Maybe she was just trying to be nice?

 

[Nutty]

"I DO"

Nutty

 

[higthepig]

On my honeymoon morning my wife said " Get Off " FFS whats that all about?

 

[greenking]

Flying a pussers helicopter in Italy in a snowstorm trying to follow a set of wires - the only thing we could see. Lost sight of them and asked the other pilot if he could see them - answer no. At that point, one of the groundcrew in the back shouts "It's okay boss, I can see them......"

Correct, but not helping.

GK

 

[Oil_Slick]

'Wake up and go to bed'…

Never occurs to her to leave me sleeping peacefully on the settee.






(edited coz I missread the title)

 

[greenking]

He said that to you? You must be high up in the government.......

 

[Simmo]

The other day, I banged my head on a cupboard door. My wife said to me "Mind your head" how stupid is that, I'd already banged it, was swearing profusely.
Bit of a late warning don't you think?

I think! Maybe she was just trying to be nice?

I can think of other ways that would be nicer.
Good phots by the way, I'll try to add some of my own soon.

 

[yozza1987]

ur clutch will last for atleast another 10k miles, it went 20 miles later

 

[josiecats]

does that hurt................ well of course it hurts... i would not be feckin crying would i ... you twonk......

 

[stirling2]

Are you drunk ?? :roll: :roll:

 

[SS-super-stoker]

"What's on fire?"

Wasn't really wanting to stick my hands into the hot orangey flamey thing to find out.

 

[nutty_bag]

I have loads. But I had one today that will stick in my mind. An Indian asked if I was a foreigner. What the...? No jokes about my accent, nutty_bag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Classic!! Bloody brummies :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[moondog]

You wont come in my mouth will you ?

 

[RNMA]

Well i've been asked a few ridiculous things recently in basic. for example, a new recruit asked me if i get british citizenship for serving in the Royal Navy?. I'm from Northern Ireland. i wasn't impressed.

Other stupid things along those lines would be, "do you get BBC 1 over there" and "it must cost a fortune to call home".

 

[mikh]

The Classic, happens every time (Or did in my case) 'are you on leave again', used to wind me up, of course I was on fecking leave, I was in the navy never based or on ship less than 160 miles from home, not exactly a daily comute now wasi t.