Most embarrassing moment of your life

skinnywren

Midshipman
hey peeps, relatively new to this site been on a few times, spoke to a couple of people and had a laugh at a few comments made in the forums. have now decided finally to start one of my own. tried to think of something witty and amusing to write but it escapes me! so i'll just stick with a boring subject to get to know a few of you. What is the most embarrassing thing to ever have happened to you?

look forward to a few good dits. and remember the truth needn't get in the way!!! :D
 

PAVEWAY_3

Badgeman
Whilst on a rugby trip to scotland during the 6 nations a few years ago . I pulled a fat jock lass. I was awoken in the morning by her going to the bathroom ,i doozed off then she returned and started to suck on my old fella. she then adopted the 69 position and as i finally opened my eyes i caught the sight of a 3 cm square piece of dixcel toilet roll puckered into her chocolate starfish. It which point I gagged and puked all the way down her thighs. Of course I had to leg it.
 

PAVEWAY_3

Badgeman
I woke up in a girls house in Faslane to find a photo of her and her hubby on the TV . He was on duty and he was on the same crew as me . I could of died ,I could never ever look him in the eye again.
 
woke up in some slappers house in catterick once after being a helo pilot for the night with some pongos phot on the bedside table....hehehehe
 

skinnywren

Midshipman
woke up after a very heavy night of drinking to be told by a lad that had stayed the night (and is now my boyfriend) that i had spewed on him whilst i was asleep! :oops: can't remember it so i say it didn't happen! :D
 
PAVEWAY_3 said:
I woke up in a girls house in Faslane to find a photo of her and her hubby on the TV . He was on duty and he was on the same crew as me . I could of died ,I could never ever look him in the eye again.

Would have been OK though if he had been the other crew.
 

skinnywren

Midshipman
PAVEWAY_3 said:
Whilst on a rugby trip to scotland during the 6 nations a few years ago . I pulled a fat jock lass. I was awoken in the morning by her going to the bathroom ,i doozed off then she returned and started to suck on my old fella. she then adopted the 69 position and as i finally opened my eyes i caught the sight of a 3 cm square piece of dixcel toilet roll puckered into her chocolate starfish. It which point I gagged and puked all the way down her thighs. Of course I had to leg it.


could have been worse, instead of toilet roll could've been a clinker! :?
 
Having a killick doc shout out from Haslar dispensary window, "The Royal Marine who's been wanking too much!" ... I was the only booty sat there amidst a sea of Jack and Jennys. Longest walk I ever made, to that window :oops: :lol:
 
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