more wife ones.

[taffscrivs]

A policeman knocked on my door and said, "Looks like your wife's been in a nasty accident". I replied "I know but she's got a lovely personality!".

 

[fishhead]

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"

The Old Indian answered,
... "It's an old Indian Name. It mean...

NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG

 

[taffscrivs]

Blokes wife says to him, "If you rode a bicycle to work we could get rid of the second car". He replied, "If you'd take it up the back, we could get rid of the Au Pair!".