Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A: A pool table. Q: What is a zebra? A: 26 sizes larger than A bra. Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste. Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef. Q: Where do you find a no legged dog? A: Right where you left him. Q: Where do you get virgin wool from? A: Ugly sheep. Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones. Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise. Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.