moral compasses

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

 

Wonder how many matelots/matelotesses will try that one when caught bagging off out of watch!!!

 

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room.
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

 

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

 

Makes you wonder what sort of effect degaussing had mfg:

 

But woods not magnetic :?

 

Sit down wrecks ,..daddy needs to tell you a few things :roll: :wink:

 

Are degaussing and degusseting the same thing?

 

You were watching me, wasn't you? 8O

 

Dunno about the Mag. Compass* but my Gyro was prone to topple after a severe lubrication session



*And what became of Lord Kelvins Balls, are they still painted P & S??

 

RR fcuk me mate I hope the good lord grants me the gace and favour to remain as sharp as you, mate I feel so old sometimes but fcuk aye I got some great memories and I'd like to think I was a bit of a player in my youth a sort of Alphie character but with a northern lilt

 

It's my mettle and magnetism that got me my pulls, phallic attraction. :wink:

 

You can't be magnetic, Mummy sed you woz a plank

 

Yes when she wood rub me along the grain and we then played Mortise and tenon. You was just a splinter. (Or a chip off the old block if you like)
When I left she did pine for me and said if I stayed it Wood Work. But the neighbours just Saw Dust as I legged it. :wink:

 

:thumbleft:

 

Guess she ended up being left on the "shelf" :wink: