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moral compasses

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Wonder how many matelots/matelotesses will try that one when caught bagging off out of watch!!!
 

Rumrat

War Hero
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O
 

Gombear

War Hero
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

But woods not magnetic :?
 

Rumrat

War Hero
WreckerL said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

But woods not magnetic :?

Sit down wrecks ,..daddy needs to tell you a few things :roll: :D :wink:
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:


You were watching me, wasn't you? 8O :D
 
Dunno about the Mag. Compass* but my Gyro was prone to topple after a severe lubrication session :oops:



*And what became of Lord Kelvins Balls, are they still painted P & S??
 
Rumrat said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:


You were watching me, wasn't you? 8O :D
RR fcuk me mate I hope the good lord grants me the gace and favour to remain as sharp as you, mate I feel so old sometimes but fcuk aye I got some great memories and I'd like to think I was a bit of a player in my youth a sort of Alphie character but with a northern lilt
 

Rumrat

War Hero
stan_the_man said:
Rumrat said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:


You were watching me, wasn't you? 8O :D
RR fcuk me mate I hope the good lord grants me the gace and favour to remain as sharp as you, mate I feel so old sometimes but fcuk aye I got some great memories and I'd like to think I was a bit of a player in my youth a sort of Alphie character but with a northern lilt

It's my mettle and magnetism that got me my pulls, phallic attraction. :D :D :wink:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

But woods not magnetic :?

Sit down wrecks ,..daddy needs to tell you a few things :roll: :D :wink:

You can't be magnetic, Mummy sed you woz a plank :(
 

Rumrat

War Hero
WreckerL said:
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

But woods not magnetic :?

Sit down wrecks ,..daddy needs to tell you a few things :roll: :D :wink:

You can't be magnetic, Mummy sed you woz a plank :(

Yes when she wood rub me along the grain and we then played Mortise and tenon. You was just a splinter. (Or a chip off the old block if you like)
When I left she did pine for me and said if I stayed it Wood Work. But the neighbours just Saw Dust as I legged it. :wink: :D
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

But woods not magnetic :?

Sit down wrecks ,..daddy needs to tell you a few things :roll: :D :wink:

You can't be magnetic, Mummy sed you woz a plank :(

Yes when she wood rub me along the grain and we then played Mortise and tenon. You was just a splinter. (Or a chip off the old block if you like)
When I left she did pine for me and said if I stayed it Wood Work. But the neighbours just Saw Dust as I legged it. :wink: :D

:thumbleft:
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Rumrat said:
WreckerL said:
Gombear said:
Rumrat said:
full_of_enthusiasm said:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/medicine/article7080666.ece

bit of a curious 1 from a grown up newspaper, turns out all them bad things we do when were away is because the ships magnetism messes with our moral compasses. so were not bad people after all.

Oh right, that explains how I got a mahoosive woody when I shagged the Canadian bird in the Compass Room. :)
I thought it was because she was div's with big handles. 8O

You must have been pointing north, while she was pointing south. Bound to happen. :wink:

But woods not magnetic :?

Sit down wrecks ,..daddy needs to tell you a few things :roll: :D :wink:

You can't be magnetic, Mummy sed you woz a plank :(

Yes when she wood rub me along the grain and we then played Mortise and tenon. You was just a splinter. (Or a chip off the old block if you like)
When I left she did pine for me and said if I stayed it Wood Work. But the neighbours just Saw Dust as I legged it. :wink: :D

Guess she ended up being left on the "shelf" :wink:
 

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