Just a quick one as it is valentines this weekend. I have just been pissing about on moonpig.com. I have designed some epic cards, i have no idea how on earth i can copy them and put them on here but if you really want to wind the missus for a laugh up have a go. I had a card that looked really sweet and romantic but there was a bear on the front holding a heart, in the heart i wrote: As we are together but valentines is such a farce just for today babe i will do you up the arse. It looked great and inside you can write more funny messages. If anyone dares send one the their better half then i take no responsibility for any injuries you may get.