Lantern Swinger
Just a quick one as it is valentines this weekend.

I have just been pissing about on I have designed some epic cards, i have no idea how on earth i can copy them and put them on here but if you really want to wind the missus for a laugh up have a go.

I had a card that looked really sweet and romantic but there was a bear on the front holding a heart, in the heart i wrote:

As we are together
but valentines is such a farce
just for today babe
i will do you up the arse.

It looked great and inside you can write more funny messages.

If anyone dares send one the their better half then i take no responsibility for any injuries you may get.

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