Eh! If you're 'avin the wheels, Im 'avin the radio.... :afro:
the dog would be on bricks, the ferry would have crashed into the dock...
Chance- You have won Â£100 on the scratchies. Go and lose it at Bingo.
Community Chest- You have won 2nd prize in a Beauty contest. Derek Hatton won first prize. Stanley knife him and take his prize money and Jag.
Ferrari's Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as their pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill at removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the fcuker to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed & some pictures of David Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the a**e.