Monkey Raping a Goat

#21
Moomin said:
As much as it pains me to agree with Sgt P...that statement is a step too far, even on here.

I refuse to apologise! There isn't such a thing as rape....a woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his trousers down!
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
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#22
RJ: Before you end up eating both feet, please consider the feelings of other RR members who do not treat sexual offences with the same sense of "humour" [sic]as you... :oops:
 
#23
They should pay attention to the Diamond Lils Forum warning which I do believe says:

"Kind of rough and there may be some horrible stuff in here. You have been warned."

And then go to a more sedate Forum where they can go and be sanctimonious to their hearts content! Now where's my balaclava!!
 
#24
Right next to the roll of harry black and phillips screwdriver!

Am i right in thinking you can get lifted for carrying sh1t like that in the car??

Damn discrimination i say.
 
#26
Ahh Tie wraps A sexual predators God given gift. Great for fixing the old tarts up into arkward stress postions. I like linking the left leg to right arm rearwards and then spend countless hours hotspooning them with their traps maskered up.

No can do with the transit Ron, But iv'e got a mate with a black cab, Spacious and blacked out.
You bring the roofys or do ya just wanna use brass knuckles?
 
#28
Ha found the basterd on you tube!

Hardly call it rape, She's playing hard to get, giving it the old ''naaaaaaa'' here and there but then when the monkey trys to climb up by that blue towel to get some elevation the dirty slut trys to push back no doubt to get maximum length. clearly gagging for it she was end of rant!

Can we please move this filth to Current affairs where it belongs???
 
#29
RonJeremy said:
Moomin said:
As much as it pains me to agree with Sgt P...that statement is a step too far, even on here.

I refuse to apologise! There isn't such a thing as rape....a woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his trousers down!
I don't see me asking for an apology do you? I wouldn't waste my time trying to weedle and apology out of someone who clearly shouldn't be let on thier own without medication.

I do however think you should consider, that people take part and read this, we have no knowledge of their past and you could cause serious distress.
 
#30
I have to agree, I was raped once. These three blonds forced me to take their panties down and.......no sorry, I can't go on, but I will remember it for the rest of my life.
 
#31
NotmeChief said:
I have to agree, I was raped once. These three blonds forced me to take their panties down and.......no sorry, I can't go on, but I will remember it for the rest of my life.
We all feel you pain sweetie! :roll:
 
#32
NotmeChief said:
I have to agree, I was raped once. These three blonds forced me to take their panties down and.......no sorry, I can't go on, but I will remember it for the rest of my life.
Yeah i wouldn't go on mate, the big black rubber cock they used is enough to embarass any man!!! 8O
 
#36
Moomin said:
I do however think you should consider, that people take part and read this, we have no knowledge of their past and you could cause serious distress.
Thank you for raising this aspect Moomin. I can talk about my past now as i have done my time and paid my debt to society even if i still have to wear the tags. My life as the Blagdon Amateur Rapist was exciting while it lasted but alas it came to an end when I was caught by the Policeman on the White Bicycle. Doris in Clog & Bells gives me t'od servicing to hold me in check and keep me knees stylish. :wink:
 
#37
Moomin said:
RonJeremy said:
Moomin said:
As much as it pains me to agree with Sgt P...that statement is a step too far, even on here.

I refuse to apologise! There isn't such a thing as rape....a woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his trousers down!
I don't see me asking for an apology do you? I wouldn't waste my time trying to weedle and apology out of someone who clearly shouldn't be let on thier own without medication.

I do however think you should consider, that people take part and read this, we have no knowledge of their past and you could cause serious distress.
Oh purleeeeeze! By the objections posted by yourself and Sgt/pepper you have shown that this forum is not what it is portrayed to be. So there is some "horrible stuff" in this forum as per the warning but only if it conforms to the sanctimonious rantings of some users. I genuinely thought I had found a forum of free thinking people who enjoyed the same humour as myself and the majority of service personnel I serve with. You have shown that this is not the case and the forum is merely someones diluted idea of what service people find humouress. That's fine, you have genuinely shown your mis-interpretation and lack of understanding by the implication that you consider me someone who requires medication before going out. To ensure that you and pepper sleep well at night I promise to make no further posts on your forum.....
 
#38
RonJeremy said:
Moomin said:
RonJeremy said:
Moomin said:
As much as it pains me to agree with Sgt P...that statement is a step too far, even on here.

I refuse to apologise! There isn't such a thing as rape....a woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his trousers down!
I don't see me asking for an apology do you? I wouldn't waste my time trying to weedle and apology out of someone who clearly shouldn't be let on thier own without medication.

I do however think you should consider, that people take part and read this, we have no knowledge of their past and you could cause serious distress.
Oh purleeeeeze! By the objections posted by yourself and Sgt/pepper you have shown that this forum is not what it is portrayed to be. So there is some "horrible stuff" in this forum as per the warning but only if it conforms to the sanctimonious rantings of some users. I genuinely thought I had found a forum of free thinking people who enjoyed the same humour as myself and the majority of service personnel I serve with. You have shown that this is not the case and the forum is merely someones diluted idea of what service people find humouress. That's fine, you have genuinely shown your mis-interpretation and lack of understanding by the implication that you consider me someone who requires medication before going out. To ensure that you and pepper sleep well at night I promise to make no further posts on your forum.....

And another very funny, entertaining poster leaves a sinking ship. For fcuks sake you cnuts this is Diamond Lil's, if you are easily offended FCUK OFF. As it says at the top "You have been warned". Much MUCH worse is spoken about and laughed at in messdecks, pubs, sangers and NAAFI's around the world, this is forces humour, this is a forces website.

Get a grip or don't read the Lil's posts. You lot are stopping RR reaching it's full potential by marginalising the funny contributors.
 

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
#39
There does seem too be a few members who are easily offended. Simple solution, don't read anything in diamond or the gash, FFS.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
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#40
Please do not preach to me the nature and concept of Diamond Lil's - I have been posting here long enough to know what does and doesn't pass for humour here! I have not asked RJ for an apology or to remove the thread, but merely pointed out that I (and probably many others here) fail to see the act of rape as in any way funny. Sick and unusual video clips and questionable jokes about animal porn are one thing; belligerently laughing off someone's traumatic experience as "a joke" is something else. And as I say to anyone who finds the matter a laughing one, next time you think about it, try to imagine that the victim is your wife, your daughter, your sister or mother. Or even you... :evil:
 
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