Monkey Raping a Goat

#3
Shite,I thought this was a cookery class with Chinese recipes such as " Ants climbing trees " and " Lions mane cabbage "
 
#7
My cunting youtube dont work!!! Arggghh!
Tell me what happens bit by bit...
Doe's he stroke and suck her udders first or go and slip his pink tubestick straight into her slippery yet furry fadge?
Ummmmmm......
Anybody who wants to watch this filth should be locked up anyway.
 
#8
Did you see the sexy twinkle in the goats eye? It was fcuking gagging for it the slut, wearing lipstick too! I particularly like the way the monkey tries to shove it in her mouth too.....smooth bstard!!
 
#14
Rape my arse the goat was pissed and gave permission anyway the pencil dick monkey is one of those funny handshake lot so no problem either way.
 
#16
Look...I just stumbled across it. I love monkeys and goats and I love rape....I just combined the three and ...Hey Presto!

And remember, there's no such thing as rape, just suprise sex!
 
#19
Moomin said:
As much as it pains me to agree with Sgt P...that statement is a step too far, even on here.
Shite,and there I was concocting a nice Chinese dish . I had in mind a rabbit wrapped around a leg of lamb .........
 
#20
That has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I was crying/laughing so much I attracted unwanted attention. This resulted in me being ejected from the library, (That's a first) they don't like "porn" being displayed.
 
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