Mister Bean.

After his fab showing in Union Street - the offers of work are flooding in from Hollywood for film re-makes.. A ''legend in his own Lunchtime!''

*Rigid Raiders of the Lost Ipod*

*Indiana Bean and the Satnav of Doom*

*The Bean Identity*

*Me, Myself, and my Bean*

*Bean Age Mutant Ninja Matelots*

*BatBean Returns*

*A Nightmare on Bean Street*

*Dances with Beans*

*The Hunt for Red Beans Ipod*

*Bring me the Ipod of Beano Garcia!*

 

Stackums are nice BBD LOL poor fecker!!! Am sitting on said I-pod and laughing like an evil banshee???

 

Now I'm not advocating bullying, but could you imagine him joining your ship? He'll have to leave, surely?
Mind you, he's good chaff for old lard arse!