Mistaken Identity


War Hero
Many years ago, I was having a drink with my mate in the pub and visited the heads. When I returned, my mate told me that the big black woman at next table had walked across, dropped her arse over my pint and let off a belter. I stormed over to her.
"Hey, you," I said.
"You talking to me?" she asked.
"Yes," I said. "You fart in my Whitbread?"
"No," she replied. "I'm Tessa Sanderson."