Miss Gibraltar wins Miss World

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#3
2_deck_dash said:
was that the bird who worked at the chicken on a fist place?
Chicken on a fist? They fist chickens in Gib? Christ. They must have some real deviant porn there.
 
#7
Blackrat said:
2_deck_dash said:
was that the bird who worked at the chicken on a fist place?
Chicken on a fist? They fist chickens in Gib? Christ. They must have some real deviant porn there.
Mate chicken on a fist is legendary. Exactly what it says on the tin - a whole cooked chicken into which you thrust your bacofoil clad fist. No need for cutlery or utensils.

I have witnessed several impromptu boxing matches with drunken sailors wearing a chicken on each fist. It's about the funniest fcuking thing you'll ever see.
 
#13
Ha ha banged a bint from the blue windowed Europa office block from behind while watching BRITTANIA manouvre alongside in Gib with the Bootie band playing Land of Hope and Glory. fcuking top notch.
 
#14
stan_the_man said:
Ha ha banged a bint from the blue windowed Europa office block from behind while watching BRITTANIA manouvre alongside in Gib with the Bootie band playing Land of Hope and Glory. fcuking top notch.
Stirring stuff indeed, stan. Although not in the same league, I find that having a piss whilst singing the theme tune to Rocky can also evoke manly feelings.
 
#16
off_les_aura said:
stan_the_man said:
Ha ha banged a bint from the blue windowed Europa office block from behind while watching BRITTANIA manouvre alongside in Gib with the Bootie band playing Land of Hope and Glory. fcuking top notch.
Stirring stuff indeed, stan. Although not in the same league, I find that having a piss whilst singing the theme tune to Rocky can also evoke manly feelings.
:cry:
Sorry mate it might of been yer missus
 
#19
Chicken on a fist from the Spit Roast in the Piazza is legendry and as has already been stated, many a good boxing match with said chickens.

She looks a goer mind.
 
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