Miss Gibraltar wins Miss World

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  1. labrum

    labrum New member

    I'm bracing for what may follow on this post but felt this moment could not pass unmarked when so many of you have passed through my home port.

    They're going crazy in Gib tonight, I give you Miss World 2009, Kaiane Aldorino:

    http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=17931

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  2. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    used to smash that evry time I went to the donkeys flip flop.

    was that the bird who worked at the chicken on a fist place?

    awesome.

    slag.
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Chicken on a fist? They fist chickens in Gib? Christ. They must have some real deviant porn there.
     
  4. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    you havent fcuking lived
     
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Pigs - yes,
    Cows - of course,
    Horses - it would be rude not to,
    but Chickens?
     
  6. Guzzler

    Guzzler War Hero

    Foul Fowls III. I'll send you a copy.
     
  7. off_les_aura

    off_les_aura War Hero

    Mate chicken on a fist is legendary. Exactly what it says on the tin - a whole cooked chicken into which you thrust your bacofoil clad fist. No need for cutlery or utensils.

    I have witnessed several impromptu boxing matches with drunken sailors wearing a chicken on each fist. It's about the funniest fcuking thing you'll ever see.
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I'm loving the sound of it. Food with deviance.
     
  9. sussex2

    sussex2 Supporters - GCM

  10. NotmeChief

    NotmeChief Banned

    She would do if nothing else was around.
     
  11. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Had her mum in 72!
     
  12. sussex2

    sussex2 Supporters - GCM

    Oh! so that was you! If you'd have put your arse and not your face on your avatar I would have recognised you :lol:
     
  13. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    Ha ha banged a bint from the blue windowed Europa office block from behind while watching BRITTANIA manouvre alongside in Gib with the Bootie band playing Land of Hope and Glory. fcuking top notch.
     
  14. off_les_aura

    off_les_aura War Hero

    Stirring stuff indeed, stan. Although not in the same league, I find that having a piss whilst singing the theme tune to Rocky can also evoke manly feelings.
     
  15. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    Is that you Dad? :?:
     
  16. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    :cry:
    Sorry mate it might of been yer missus
     
  17. yicker

    yicker New member

    Do you mean Tatties? Many a chicken happily fisted! :lol:
     
  18. Van_Zandt

    Van_Zandt New member

    *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

    Gneeeuuurrrggghhh!!!

    *splat*

    Oh look, I hit the ceiling.
     
  19. brigham600

    brigham600 War Hero

    Chicken on a fist from the Spit Roast in the Piazza is legendry and as has already been stated, many a good boxing match with said chickens.

    She looks a goer mind.
     

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