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Mirror: "Cheryl Cole Flies Into Afghan Warzone To Meet British Heroes"

Forces sweetheart..... who comes up with this shite... take her round the back and give her a good turking too, that will sort her out..
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
The Mirror said:
Today, she is due to talk to warriors from the crack Brigade Reconnaissance Force, an elite fighting unit specially trained to work deep behind enemy lines...

Glad to see that the media are using the correct cover name for the STC lads! :thumbup:
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
An aquantance of mine (I won't say friend because he is in the RAF Regiment), has just posted on his facebook page that he got to speak to her.

Whoopee ******* doo.

Clearly if any matelot had been allowed within 10 yards of her, she'd now have difficulty walking and would have a strange brown liquid oozing down her leg.

Howay ya slag.
 

Asst_Ed

Lantern Swinger
Glad to see that the media are using the correct cover name for the STC lads! :thumbup:

I think they nicked that phraseology from Asst_Ed's book of hackneyed journalistic descriptions. It's just before "hail of steel" but after "bristling with guns". :D
 
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guestm

Guest
At least it would make me feel at home, having a whining, orange Geordie whore whining at me.
 

jesse

War Hero
When is she going to visit her armed robber brother who's doing an eight year stretch. And another thought how is she allowed to travel to the States with a criminal conviction???
 

howfen_lad

War Hero
When is she going to visit her armed robber brother who's doing an eight year stretch. And another thought how is she allowed to travel to the States with a criminal conviction???

I just Googled this, and the outcome seems to be...surprise surprise...

Money talks mate!!
 

Stirling

Banned


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TrialsLife

Lantern Swinger
"well cheryl cole wasat our squadron today......... that bitch was lucky i wasnt there."

Quote from someone I know over there....could read that either way really..
 
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