Bugger off "Changing the Guard", you need to change the channel to arrse.
Changing the Guard?
Ah - A fine spectacle, evoking the Nation's courage, glory, and strict disciplinary controls of times long behind us.
Whilst witnessing a renactment of that time-honoured ceremony a couple of years ago at the Horse Guards square I noted that a most unusual, but quite slickly performed, new movement had been added, bringing many ooohs, aaahs, clickings and flashings.
Chum and I were most intrigued to see how that brave Trooper re-mounted his patient charger (and managed to face the right way round, too) with absolutely no help from either his fellows, the crowd, or the emergency services.
The crowd melted and we mused, wondering ............Was it staged "Just because he was bleck?"
(As far as we could ascertain no ball bearings/marbles were involved.)