Military Rules

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  1. Sent to me so thought I'd share!

    Military Rules

    Royal Marine Rules:
    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
    5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet, even your friends
    6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose calibre does not start with a "4."
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
    10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
    11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. In ten years nobody will
    remember the details of calibre, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
    12. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

    SBS Rules:
    1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
    2. Kill every living thing within view.
    3. Adjust speedo.
    4. Check hair in mirror.

    SAS Rules:
    1. Walk 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
    2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
    3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
    4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.

    Army Rules:
    1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
    2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
    3. Curse bitterly.
    4. Curse bitterly.
    5. Do not listen to 2nd Lt’s; it can get you killed.
    6. Curse bitterly.

    RAF Rules:
    1. Have a cocktail.
    2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
    3. See what’s on Sky.
    4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
    5. Request more funding from Government with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
    6. Wine & dine ’key’ MPs invite MOD & defence industry executives.
    7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
    8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
    9. Hurry to make 13:45 tea-time.
    10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

    RN Rules:
    1. Go to Sea.
    2. Drink Coffee.
    3. Deploy Marines

     
  2. I think someone missed out 'Tiffin' on the RAF rules!!!!!!
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    And "Act like cunts at all times".
     
  4. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Good to see Army Rules 1,3,4 & 6 employed. BZ
     
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Only because i didn't follow Rule 2 and have 5.56 for the gimpy and i'm having to drink fucking tea.
     
  6. RAF Rule 11. Ensure that you loose 20 bags of mail for the RN in Bahrain. Cheers Crab twats.
     

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