Military Duty Redefined

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Richie, Mar 16, 2010.

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  1. I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks’ I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

    For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

    Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

    An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a..m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

    If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

    Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

    They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push ups after completing basic training.

    Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

    An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head..

    These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way..

    Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

    ***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....in menopause!!! You think Men have attitudes !!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!!
    If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They will have it secured the first night!
     
  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  3. Gen dit, my unit are desperate for wizened old men to go out to the stan for a tour. The reason being, in those parts of the World, age means wisdom and wisdom means authority. The locals will respect a grey haired senior NCO with a few battle scars much more than they would respect a fresh faced junior officer in his early twenties.

    When it comes to a bit of clout with the Afghan locals, old men are where it's at.
     
  4. Isn't that just stagging on for the rest of your life??? and it doesn't seem that you can volunteer to go to afghan or anywhere else in that nature, Also its pretty crap because it only lets you if you have been out up to 6 years.

    I've been out 9 now and desperate to volunteer to go to Afghan and get back in but its just not happening :(
     

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