MILFs v Yummy Mummys, Tesco v Waitrose

It's a Saturday night and as usual, there is sod all on the telly. As there are some world class experts on these topics to be found in these fora, maybe the answers can be found here.

What is the difference between a MILF and a Yummy Mummy? Can one be a Yummy Mummy without being a MILF, or indeed vice versa?

When stalking MILFs and/or Yummy Mummys, which check out queue or car park is better, Waitrose or Tesco's?


I am not a black cab driver!
Although the term appears to have been corrupted through imprecise use, a MILF originally was the mother of one of your peers, and therefore old enough to be your mother. The term 'yummy mummy' is generally used for women with a young child or children.


Lantern Swinger
wet_blobby said:
Milfs say thank you, yummy mummys still love themselves.
You Get a better class of MILF in Waitrose, however just hang around the the lottery & fag counter at kwiksave on a friday about 20.00hrs for a really nasty shag... :lol:


War Hero
I disagree, a waitrose MILF has just married better than your Kwiksave MILF. Inside every waitrose MILF is a repressed sexual deviant waiting to be discovered.
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