MILFs v Yummy Mummys, Tesco v Waitrose

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  1. It's a Saturday night and as usual, there is sod all on the telly. As there are some world class experts on these topics to be found in these fora, maybe the answers can be found here.

    What is the difference between a MILF and a Yummy Mummy? Can one be a Yummy Mummy without being a MILF, or indeed vice versa?

    When stalking MILFs and/or Yummy Mummys, which check out queue or car park is better, Waitrose or Tesco's?


    I am not a black cab driver!
  2. If you have to ask...............

  3. YIPPEE I WIN!!!!!! I just KNEW (well suspected) you'd be first!!! :D :D :D
  4. As Senior Milfhunter here ,I have to defened the branch
  5. Gilfs are better :p
  6. Hold on ,let me check..yes we're in Lils so fcuk off boy, go play with yer logo
  7. I prefer Waitrose but I get jumped by 4to8 in Tesco's often :wink:
  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Goats you'd like to feck!!!!,,,,,,,, :roll:
  9. Is he a Monkey by any chance? 8O
  10. I had to Google MILF to find out what you were talking about. Obviously a lack of porn searches by myself.

  11. you swore you'd never tell :oops:
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

  13. Sorry, it just came out...oh thats what you said 8O :wink:
  14. Nutty,you mean to say that you never go aMILFing?
  15. Although the term appears to have been corrupted through imprecise use, a MILF originally was the mother of one of your peers, and therefore old enough to be your mother. The term 'yummy mummy' is generally used for women with a young child or children.
  16. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Milfs say thank you, yummy mummys still love themselves.
  17. You Get a better class of MILF in Waitrose, however just hang around the the lottery & fag counter at kwiksave on a friday about 20.00hrs for a really nasty shag... :lol:
  18. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I disagree, a waitrose MILF has just married better than your Kwiksave MILF. Inside every waitrose MILF is a repressed sexual deviant waiting to be discovered.
  19. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Monica Bellucci:


    'Nuff said! :wink:
  20. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I've just made a mess........ :oops:

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