War Hero
One morning, a stud farm owner receives a visit from a midget wanting to buy a horse. It soon becomes apparent that the dwarf has a bad speech impediment.
“Can I view a female horth?†he asks.
Dutifully, the owner leads one out, and shows the midget the hoofs and legs. “That’th a thtrong looking beatht, for thure,†says the gnomic breeder, nodding his head. “Can I thee her mouf?â€
Confused as to how the tiny man will ride the animal, the farmer picks up the midget by his braces and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nithe, healthy-looking horth,†agrees the midget. “Now move me awownd to her eerth …â€
Now getting annoyed, the owner lifts up the midget one more time to look at the ears.
“Finally,†says the Lilliputian, “can I thee her ****?â€
With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head into the horse’s vagina. He pulls him out after a minute, and the tiny man stumbles around, dazed.
“Perhapth I thould rephrathe that,†says the midget, shaking his hea. “Can I thee her wun awownd?â€