Well it's finally about to be issued all all and sundry... yes it's Microsoft's new, matelot friendly version of Windows 2000, complete with all the glitches, bugs and all those little features that make you want to sling your PC out of the office window on the heads of unsuspecting tourists below... It's here... PORT'OLES FOR MATELOTS The software has been craftily modified courtesy of your very own Pusser Engineers (PC Tiffies) so that it makes sense..... The Trash Can has been replaced by the Gash Bin The Help Button has been ditched in favour of the Ask Chiefy! button Pull Down Menus are now called Pull Down Hatches The Diary in Outlook has been redesignated the online Pussers Organiser RN Outlook has been renamed Semaphore Excel is now called Dusty's Delight PowerPoint is now Pinky's Projector Word has become Scribe's Pad (it was originally ******* Wad... but the 1SL objected...) And the deadly blue screen of death has been retitled The Jossman's Imagination. The PC Tiffies would like to invite members of RR to suggest additional alterations to make the software Matelot Compatible.