micro chip implant

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  1. MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD











    THE
    PATRIOT MICRO CHIP
    is intended to be implanted in terrorists.



    The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.



    When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God



    It comes in various sizes:

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    The exact size of the implant
    will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.



    The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and
    nausea, are temporary.



    Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.



    Please enjoy the security we provide for you.



    Best regards

    SAS

    Special Air Service
     
  2. Wish I could have had a real microchip implanted in my nudger when I was 14 just to keep track and remember where I put the thing over the last 56 years!
    Then again maybe not considering the Hong Kong Rooftops!
     
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    As 'tis Friday,

    Our weight-lifting/losing W****yy will be dining on micro chips and micro fiche; but, sadly, his cat can no longer supply him with luke-warm surprise peas.








    Cr*p joke? Aye, but see one - play one, eh..:roll:
     
  4. Nice one peter!
     

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