Mick Jagger to marry killick wren ?

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  1. Flagdeck

    Flagdeck New member

    Last edited: Jul 1, 2013
  2. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    You know what they say about blokes who marry wrens :)
  3. Yeah, they have no problem getting them in full fighting order!!!
  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I wonder if he's shoved a mars bar up her fanny as well.

    I shoved a toblerone up a girls clack once. She went fucking spastic.
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  5. tentoes

    tentoes War Hero

    Your mother has always been a bit flashy in fairness! :grin:
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You're just gutted because she blew you out for an RLC jack wagon operative.
  7. tentoes

    tentoes War Hero

    The Cow told me she'd never tell anyone! What a waste of duty free.....
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  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I actually chuckled then.
  9. MG Maniac

    MG Maniac War Hero

    Now the said "lady" in question of the Mars Bar incident was asked about this very subject in some review of her time as a Stones Groupie ... and she denied it ever happened! That being said I must admit to trying it out on a couple of young ladies with whom I was aquainted! No complaints!
  10. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    I bet it made a fucking awesome sound when you pulled it out.
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  11. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    Toblerone? Christ! I hope it wasn't one of those that you get from Duty Free shops that's the size of a bit of four by two. I also hope that you took it out of the box first as well.
  12. MG Maniac

    MG Maniac War Hero

    And there are some that you would NEED one the size of 4 x 2 and even then it wouldn't touch the sides!
  13. Sharkey

    Sharkey Banned

    If she said it didnt happen then it didnt, I mean she would hardly say, yup, one night there was nothing on the telly so my squeeze rove a family size confectionary bar up my snatch block then munched it out, if it never happened, as for your finger of fudge moment, was it in a professional capacity or purely recreational.
  14. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    You should try and secretly tip the contents of a kids bag of "popping candy" into your loved ones fun tunnel.
    (That stuff that goes crackly-crackly on your tongue). Slightest bit of moisture and a-w-a-yyyy it goes.
    Drives 'em into a frenzy it does. So I've been told.

    p.s. I don't recommend anything made of liquorice. Don't look nice when it melts.
  15. MG Maniac

    MG Maniac War Hero

    Nah ... think she said she was stoned out of her mind and while they thought about it ... they didn't have change for a MARS Bar (other confectionary bars are available) from the local offy so he just gritted his teeth and muffed her out without one!
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  16. whastie

    whastie New member

    chuckle chuckle

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