Michael Jacksons last words

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  1. A guy in our local has clips of the last words from lots of famous people,Bogard?"Should not have switched from whisky to champagne!" loads of others[funny kind of hobby!] anyway we ran a competition in the pub £1 a time to come up with his last sentence.
    My sides ached all evening as they were all read out[about 60 took part] mine came nowhere but the winner[bastard] was happy with £60.
    To filthy even for Lil's but I'll tell you if you beat him.
  2. The monkey did it
  3. Whats the difference between michael jackson and alex ferguson?

    Michael Jackson wont be playing gigg`s.
  4. Why would he have said that?
  5. 'By dose has dropped off'
  6. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    "Kiss me, Bubbles".
  7. If you look at his kids name, he said, "Spread my blanket over me" :twisted: :twisted: :D
  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    :lol: And I was going for the greatest Admiral angle.
  9. I think he was more into male Bimbo's than Benbow's :D :wink:
  10. Lay in his coffin, centre stage, at his bye bye Wake;

    “I wonder what time the Mike Sammes Singers are on�

    or, very last thought;

    “I’m feeling a bit off colourâ€.
  11. "I'm coming.....Baby P."
  12. I don't feel well, have I lost any colour in my face
  13. "I hope this plastic is biodegradable"
  14. Melt me down so the babys can suck on me
  15. "Actually, I do blame it on the sunshine, moonlight and good times"
  16. im fed up bout hear jacko this, jacko that, yes he fcuked kids but he was a great singer bollox i dont hear anybody saying what a great builder fred west was or what a safe lorry driver peter sutcliffe was or even what a good caretaker ian huntley was. jacko was a dirty stinkin kiddie fiddler that had loads of dosh to buy his victims parents silence. end of rant over :evil:
  17. You really think they were his last words?
  18. prob not on reflection:)
  19. I think that warrants you losing your O2 thief tag :)
  20. thank you kind sir but i never nicked no o2 anyway :D

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