Michael Jackson Concerts

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  1. **Hot News**

    Micheal Jackson has just announced some new dates for his UK tour

    They are

    Joe aged 4
    Davis aged 5
    Colin aged 6
    and Andrew aged 7.
  2. The tickets cost £1000, kids cost £500, Michael says he thinks he can afford them if the concerts go well
  3. News just in. Michael Jackson has offered free hols to Tampa with the kids
  4. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Victoria Beckham has announced she had an affair with Michael Jackson.

    Jacko has denied the allegations as he claims he was in Brooklyn at the time.
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off.
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch.

    "Would you like to see some magic", asks Michael.

    "Sure", says the lad.

    "Well for this trick you need to turn around, drop your pants and bend over", says Michael.

    So the lad turns around, drops his pants and bends over. Michael stands behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger going up your ass?".

    "I can", replies the lad.

    Michael then waves both hands in front of the lad and shouts, "Now, THAT'S magic!"
  7. The warm up act is apparently someone called Gary Glitter.......

    Never heard of him but apparently he's big in Vietnam and Cambodia...

    It sounds like a right good night for the kids....

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