Mexican Maid

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
    The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the

    She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
    Maria: 'Well, Señora= there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.
    The first is that I iron better than you.'

    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

    Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

    Wife: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

    Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

    Wife: 'Oh..'

    Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

    Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

    Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

    Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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