Mess Deck Rules - You Know!

#1
Man crimped in the mess square - anything goes, yep except damage!

Singapore, 1995.
Three Killick Stokers out on the lash all day, good food, good beer (Bob B. Stevie G, and Me).
Get back onboard and a young RO is laid out comatose in the Mess square, camera next to him!
Say no more, the fridge is opened, we get the beer, look and act - out camera, ARRSE, [email protected]@ocks, (36 roll only five taken) we fill the roll, got bored hakfway through - only so many arrse and [email protected] shots you can take!
Young RO is catching flies in his drunken state, OUT [email protected], deep throat! (Yep I did the deed) Camera click, click, click! JOB DONE.

A few weeks later the evidence comes back - silly bugger only sent his films home to be developed by his MOTHER!!!!!!

SO, what are your fond memories?

Worst I encountered was waking up in the Mess Square after an alcohol induced slumber with my boxer shorts on fire!
 
#3
went on the piss drinking "green meanies" in helston, woke up in the night thought I spewed up as my pit was covered in green stuff.
Lads who put me in my pit had covered me in green close up toothpaste!
 
#8
One of the stokers feel asleep in another lads mess once, he woke up, duck taped to the table, written in perm black marker on his legs and arms was;

you've been zoo'd!
 

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#9
Jenny_Dabber said:
One of the stokers feel asleep in another lads mess once, he woke up, duck taped to the table, written in perm black marker on his legs and arms was;

you've been zoo'd!
Jenny, admit it- it was you, wasn't t?! :lol:
 

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