MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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  1. Hi there everyone!

    Just wanted to say that I probably won't be on much until about 3rd or 4th of Jan as I'm off up me dads now for Crimbo! Can't wait to see my little sister who'll not only have lots of presents for Christmas, but loads for her 3rd birthday which is on Christmas day!

    I'll be enjoying this Christmas as it's time to get busy after it!

    I think I've got the most important new years resolution I've ever had - To be accepted for the Navy next year!

    I really hope I get in, and I don't care if I woke up on Crimbo morning and didn't have a thing! I would gladly sacrifice everything about this Christmas and live in a prison hole for the next week/2 weeks as long as I knew I was in the Navy!

    I'm gonna give it everything I got! Starting from the day I come back from my dads! I'm gonna be hunting for a job to have some work-experience to show the Navy, I'm gonna be researching and reading every last line of the new book I bought; Ultimate Psychometric Test Book (Thanks for recommending that one Snapdragon), running and weight training, studying Navy related material, latest news, etc and most importantly, getting some of the greatest advice I could have from you fine people on here!!!

    Thanks to all who have given me past advice - Thanks Squirrel, Pooley, Snapdragon, Slim, Andy, The Moderators and anyone else I've missed out due to me being in a hectic rush packing!

    Have a great day Monday! And the day before and after! Have a great new year and please do not overdo it on the booze and grub as it's a bugger to rectify your Crimbo-Gorging after the damage is done!

    So again...

    I sincerely hope you have great Christmas and New Year!!!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AT RR :D
     
  2. Happy Crimbo Creddly and hope you get in the Mob and enjoy yourself. You can make up for those of us stupid enough not to do so!

    Steve.
     
  3. Warning for all fellas over christmas


    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
    Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
    A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
    After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
    savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
    In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as " marriage" . Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
    shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

    For a video to see how beer works click here:

    http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
     
  4. Sorry to piss on your chips CC but your dit was posted last month.......
     
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  6. It was info...seeing your joining date you cannot be expected to trawl about looking to see previous threads....I did not want you to be disappointed if you recieved no come back.
     
  7. thank you.
    shipmate
     
  8. Merry Christmas "Creddly" , all the best in your quest to join the Andrew , :wink:
     
  9. Aw, shucks. Good luck with it, Creddly, i know it'll go swimmingly for you.
     

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