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  1. Subject: WISH

    A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed
    another patron a few stools away. The guy had a
    body like Charles Atlas, but his head was the
    size of a thimble.

    The first man said "please excuse me for staring,
    but I can't help but be curious as to why your
    body is so well developed, but your head is so

    The man said "buy me a drink and I"ll tell you."

    The drink was ordered and the story began. "I was
    in the Navy and my ship was sunk by a torpedo. I
    was the only survivor and I managed to make it to
    a deserted island a few miles away. I had been
    there for several months and was sitting on the
    beach one day waiting for a bird or fish to come
    by so I would have something to eat; looking up
    I saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby
    rock. She swam over to me and informed me that
    she was a magical mermaid and could grant me
    three wishes. Great, I said. I'd like to be
    rescued. She slapped the water with her tail and
    a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island.
    Next I asked for a body like Charles Atlas.
    Another slap of the tail and here it is. Then,
    noticing how beautiful she was and all my other
    wishes fulfilled I asked if I could make love to
    her. She said no, it just wouldn't work, her being
    half fish and all, so I said well, how about a
    little head then?

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