My mate told me I'm henpecked. He said I was ineffectual in my own home. I went in last night and asked the wife where my tea was. It's cooking she replied. Next time I walk in that door at night my tea will be ready and waiting for me I replied. Also, I will be requiring the use of your body three times a week minimum and you better put the effort in. You will wear what I require you too for sex and perform any act I want. You will shop on your own and wash the car at least once a week. Any other instructions I have for you will be complied with and from now on I am the centre of the universe as far as you are concerned. I am lying in bed at the moment being fed grapes and body washed. Nurse says I should be able to feed myself by the end of next week if my arms healed and my discharge date is reckoned to be as soon as next month.