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A man was granted two wishes by God,

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got
mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument

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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied:

"Because Women don't have a wife!"

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE:

Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!.

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I WILL THINK ABOUT IT:

When a married man says, I’ll think about it - what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife's opinion yet.

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TALKING IN SLEEP:

A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!


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