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#1
A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." :D
 
#3
brazenhussy said:
A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." :D

:D :D "Got a mirror in yer knickers darling?? No why she replies?? Because i can see myself in them later" :lol: :lol:
 
#4
NB - something you want to let everyone know if your only after getting in her knickers??? anything else you try on when she not there ??? :lol: :lol:
 
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ukdaytona said:
NB - something you want to let everyone know if your only after getting in her knickers??? anything else you try on when she not there ??? :lol: :lol:
Bootneck mate, enough said. Now then about that laura ashley number............. :lol:
 
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