An elderly couple visited their GP as they were worried about their health. The GP gave them a clean bill of health but suggested that as they were a bit forgetful they should write things down. Later that day the husband asked his wife if she would like something to eat, yes, she replied I'll have some ice cream, shall I write it down , no he said ill remember it. On his way out to the kitchen she calls him back, I'll have whipped cream and strawberry with it as well please. Sall I write it down for you? No he sad I'll remember. forty minutes later he returned with a plate of ham eggs and chips, This cannot be right said his wife Wheres the toast?