memorable merkins

ronalder

Lantern Swinger
#1
I seem to remember some weeks ago reading and participating in a discussion about Rosina's merkin, but all seems to have gone quiet lately. Has it fallen off? Has it developed carpet moth disease? Does the P.O. Stoker get carpet burns on his nose ? We should be told!!
 
#2
It had to be burnt due to an infestatio of pubic lice. Shame - I thought that a day-glo pink, heart-shaped merkin was very tasteful =(
 

ronalder

Lantern Swinger
#3
_Artemis_ said:
It had to be burnt due to an infestatio of pubic lice. Shame - I thought that a day-glo pink, heart-shaped merkin was very tasteful =(
That is a crying shame, I know a certain cure for pubic lice, secret to me, which I am sure Rosina would enjoy. It involves chocolate and a small blowlamp. The only drawback is the smell, but I'm sure the lice won't mind that. Smell of burning that is , nothing intimate or personal.
 
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