Meet "Mel" the Royal Marine

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Meet "Mel" the Royal Marine.

This ultimate action figure comes with the following accessories.

. twin detachable roll mats :wink:
. A green lid
. A BIG fckn shooter
. Horizontal yomping action 8)

It also has a push button voice system, with the classic phrases:

. Have some of this you Taliban CNUT!!
. NAKED BAR!!
. Twice round my beautiful body, Standy by.......GO!!
. It pays to be a winner!!


Its a must have toy for kids (and Bootnecks) for 2007.

Spenny

 

[Lingyai]

Does it come with a change of ladies clothing for Saturday nights in GUZZ?

 

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Does a bear shit in the woods :wink:

 

[brigham600]

You have to purchase the brain separately also, as an added accessory.

 

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You have to purchase the brain separately also, as an added accessory.

Now was there any need for that? Jealousy will get you nowhere!!! :evil:

 

[Jimmy_Green]

What about a chunky watch?

 

[Lingyai]

Don't forget the chad civvy rig of jeans, desert wellies (with luminous laces) and noggy army shirt or helly hansen top.
Anyway, I can tell this doll is a cheap copy cos it doesn't have the big growly Moostache

 

[brigham600]

And a can of Breaker cider should be sticking out of the top pocket as well along with a Gerber.

 

[rosinacarley]

Does a bear shit in the woods :wink:

Not always! Sorry to piss on your bonfire Royal, especially as you made me laugh so much this morning with the image of the man with a merkin on his chin, but here is a picture of some bear poo from my mum's garden.

 

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Haha

Cheers for that Rosie! Here I am just about to try and chat you up and you send me a pile of shite!!

Whatever turns you on I suppose!! 8O

 

[rosinacarley]

Well get your arse into Lil's then. It seems to have turned into Cascades aka The Royal Marine School of Dancing recently!

 

[Bergen]

We were so poor that I didn't get my first Christmas present until I was 8 years old.

I can remember the excitement as I unwrapped the box and the disappointment when I found it completely empty.

I looked at my dad with tears in my eyes and he said.............." Action Man Deserters Kit son.....enjoy"