Young McTavish comes down from the hills to join the local regiment. After his medical at the AFCO the Sgt calls him in.
"McTavish we have a rpoblem - you've only got half a willy"
"Aye a sheep bit it off last winter"
"Well you can't join with such a medical problem"
"So what you are saying is that I have to be a complete prick to join the Para's?"
"McTavish we have a rpoblem - you've only got half a willy"
"Aye a sheep bit it off last winter"
"Well you can't join with such a medical problem"
"So what you are saying is that I have to be a complete prick to join the Para's?"
