Medical - 'Wink Test'

#1
Hi all,

Had my medical yesterday, and it turns out I can not close my left eye and keep my right eye open -This is required for obvious reasons.
The doctor said that you can teach yourself to fix this problem yourself , but has personally not come across anyone who has managed to.

Can it be achieved, and does anyone have any advice how to achieve it?
What happens to my application in the meantime considering I've failed the medical?

Thanks
 
#3
Makes perfect sense I guess your not going to have to to don an eye patch if your being shot at. I have never seen a QM or BM wearing one just incase either.
 
#4
Sing this and you have passed:grin: The Winky-Wanky Bird: The nervous system of this unusual bird has crossed over the links between his eyelids and his
schlong. Now, every time he winks, he wanks, and every time he wanks, he winks. Hey kid! Stop
throwing sand in his eye!
 
#5
You can practise, just stand in front of a mirror and keep going til you can. I watched waynes world and wanted a camera 1 and camera 2- pretty sure i began my quest by holding down the eyelid of the eye that couldnt wink.
 

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#7
Well, what you do is, get nekkid, lay on your scratcher, pull your curtains across for privacy and them start stroking your...

...oh, you meant the WINKING Test?! :oops:
 
#8
Well, what you do is, get nekkid, lay on your scratcher, pull your curtains across for privacy and them start stroking your...

...oh, you meant the WINKING Test?! :oops:
TWAT!!!

Put a warning before posting something like that. I can put my coffee down first. I have spent a good few minutes mopping up my spillage!!!!!:coffee2: :grin:
 
#9
I'm serving and have the same problem (never had any such test when I joined up but that was a while ago!). When I've been on the range which is rare, I've kept both eyes open, it's actually quite easy once you get used to it.
 
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