Medical soon !

Discussion in 'Health & Fitness' started by BSBRN82, Jul 7, 2011.

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  1. Hi everyone,

    My AFCO told me to expect my medical very soon, would anyone be able to give me any advice on what goes on and or any tips to acheive the best results?

    Many thanks. :-D
  2. jockpopeye

    jockpopeye Badgeman Book Reviewer

    The bring in a nurse to laugh at (or in some cases gasp at) the size of your pecker, those joining as stewards then undergo a rectal examination.

    Officer candidates are examined for spinlessness, those with backbone need not apply.

    Marines undergo an examining ones guns / abs in the mirror test - minimum 15 minutes required.

    At any point if you get an errection it will be struck smartly with a wooden spoon.

    Hope that sets your mind at ease.

    All the best

  3. Hahaha so what happens to the Submariners or dare I ask haha !
  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    They look into your family history for signs of the 'spaz'.
  5. Cant be arsed...
  6. jockpopeye

    jockpopeye Badgeman Book Reviewer

    Why are you asking about the medical, it is all very straightforward, unless you have something you are embarrassed about...?

  7. Yes think its mostly my c**k, you see my teacher always said the more you rub it the bigger it gets but I'm starting to think she was not telling me the truth. :D
  8. You can't revise for this exam. There are loads of threads on the subject of failed medicals, mostly going along the lines of "I have (insert condition) but it doesn't affect me that badly, so why can't I join?"
  9. When she says "Can you fill this bottle?"

    The correct answer is not "What from here?"
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Licking you elbow?

  11. Got it in one ;)

    ""your"" :)
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    ""your"", is that special code for my peepee?
  13. Haha, that would be telling.
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Put your father on, at least hes not submissive for a crab.
  15. He is down in surrey otherwise I would pass him over.
  16. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Where's your sister, surely your not looking after her?

  17. Noo way, everyone is out for a couple of days so its pretty peaceful for once. :)
  18. Basicaly its eye test, ear test, urine sample, blood pressure, listen to heart and lungs, make you blow into this tube thing, checks body for lumps, 3 press ups and goes through your medical history.
  19. Dont forget the Scrotal Grope as well.
  20. Thats not part of medical, thats called a perk.

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