Me I'm a happy Skipper

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  1. Not in the nautical sense more a grab a bargain sort of guy, not far from my little cottage is a Pets at Home, one really would not believe the stuff they throw away.
    Tonight's delight 25kg of Royal Chanin doggy food, 30 Whiskas ceramic food dishes which I will sell at a local cafe for a volunteer nominal donation to the Poppy Fund. Can't imagine SeadogPurple Twiglet or Guns doing anything similar. Got funny a couple of weeks ago when pissed fell in the skip. Mouthful of dead crickets and no bread.
  2. It's a good find as freebies go, but I'm afraid I must unleash le chat noir upon your arse.

    When I was about 14 there was a big industrial estate round the back of a cheap and shitty hotel. The place was bought out by Travel Lodge or that other one with Lenny Henry and they stripped the fucker of all it's fittings and fixtures, dumping them in the industrial estate behind ready for dumping.

    For the most part it was all junk, crappy cheap hotel furniture, but in amongst the shit there were about 100 discarded mattresses.

    We built a giant pile of the fuckers, bunked off school and spent a whole day launching ourselves off a warehouse roof.

    Tom Daley has nothing on my skills.

    Still probably the greatest day of my life.
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  3. Jesus fucking wept; I thought you'd promised us your last ever thread.....
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  4. How you get rid of the crabs???
  5. Aww fcuk off I'm over it now
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  6. I can assure you I'm not the sort of cunt who socialises with members of the RAF.
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  7. If you'd read that thread you would have seen it was a Carlsberg moment...probably :cool:
  8. I get lots of those xxxx
  9. No, that's Castlemaine
  10. Guns

    Guns War Hero Moderator

    Why would I go skip dipping for dog food???? If I did would I need to consume brasso as well????
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  11. There's something to brag about. Going skip diving for shit other people throw away! Nice.
  12. Where do you think the chefs are getting their supplies for Wardroom Parties?:D:D:D:D
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  13. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    :)ARRSE Type 2:
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  14. Well didn' t expect that from you mate.
  15. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    Seriously? Back from your flounce already, all weepy eyed and promising to learn about how you can be a better person, and within hours you are back to just chucking abuse about based on your almighty pedestal of awesomeness that none of us mere mortals have ever ascended to?

    Beginning to wish I'd made the ban permanent to be honest.
  16. That's hurling abuse ? Oh please, what's happened on here itsLils isn't it??
    The bit were its a little rough.
    Threats to ban me for good what's that about.
    No apologies this time, whatever your opinion of me is.
    You chastise me with comments about awesoness and in a way your comments about my character are a more subtle form of bullying.
    Moderation is fine but I can' believe I was out of order maybe you are a sensitive individual.
  17. Uh, oh!:eek:
  18. I know :(
  19. This whole 'the mods are picking on me' thing that's going on on here at the moment is getting fucking boring. Get over yourselves and fucking grow up
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  20. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    Oh do give it a rest Stan. You really are a broken record. No one is picking on you, they are just sick to death of the same old routine you pull of trying to make out that you are the only person on this forum to have ever deployed anywhere vaguely dangerous and that this gives you the right to be a total Mong if you feel like it.

    You are like the happy aggressive drunk at a bar, constantly telling the cops you will be good, then seconds later trying to start a fight with them and then wondering later why the police have got it in for you.

    No one doubts you have had some nasty shit happen to you during your service career. But the thing is a lot of people here have had nasty shit happen to them during their service career.
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