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Me I'm a happy Skipper

fcuk my tall hat

Lantern Swinger
Not in the nautical sense more a grab a bargain sort of guy, not far from my little cottage is a Pets at Home, one really would not believe the stuff they throw away.
Tonight's delight 25kg of Royal Chanin doggy food, 30 Whiskas ceramic food dishes which I will sell at a local cafe for a volunteer nominal donation to the Poppy Fund. Can't imagine SeadogPurple Twiglet or Guns doing anything similar. Got funny a couple of weeks ago when pissed fell in the skip. Mouthful of dead crickets and no bread.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
It's a good find as freebies go, but I'm afraid I must unleash le chat noir upon your arse.

When I was about 14 there was a big industrial estate round the back of a cheap and shitty hotel. The place was bought out by Travel Lodge or that other one with Lenny Henry and they stripped the fucker of all it's fittings and fixtures, dumping them in the industrial estate behind ready for dumping.

For the most part it was all junk, crappy cheap hotel furniture, but in amongst the shit there were about 100 discarded mattresses.

We built a giant pile of the fuckers, bunked off school and spent a whole day launching ourselves off a warehouse roof.

Tom Daley has nothing on my skills.

Still probably the greatest day of my life.
 

Guns

War Hero
Moderator
Not in the nautical sense more a grab a bargain sort of guy, not far from my little cottage is a Pets at Home, one really would not believe the stuff they throw away.
Tonight's delight 25kg of Royal Chanin doggy food, 30 Whiskas ceramic food dishes which I will sell at a local cafe for a volunteer nominal donation to the Poppy Fund. Can't imagine SeadogPurple Twiglet or Guns doing anything similar. Got funny a couple of weeks ago when pissed fell in the skip. Mouthful of dead crickets and no bread.

Why would I go skip dipping for dog food???? If I did would I need to consume brasso as well????
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
Jesus ******* wept; I thought you'd promised us your last ever thread.....

:)ARRSE Type 2:

2. The Bounce flounce. Most frequently seen from those who spend time in the depression/cats/dogs threads. They get their knickers in a knot about something and make lengthy and repeated posts about how they can no longer stand the tyranny/bullying etc but then slide back in to contribute yet another post of their mutt with its legs in the air. Guaranteed to be seen again using the same ID, with no evidence of shame about the flounce (may occasionally have a sock puppet so they don't actually have to stay away in the interim). Repeat ad infinitum.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/types-of-arrse-flounce.219540/
 

Purple_twiglet

War Hero
Moderator
Seriously? Back from your flounce already, all weepy eyed and promising to learn about how you can be a better person, and within hours you are back to just chucking abuse about based on your almighty pedestal of awesomeness that none of us mere mortals have ever ascended to?

Beginning to wish I'd made the ban permanent to be honest.
 

fcuk my tall hat

Lantern Swinger
That's hurling abuse ? Oh please, what's happened on here itsLils isn't it??
The bit were its a little rough.
Threats to ban me for good what's that about.
No apologies this time, whatever your opinion of me is.
You chastise me with comments about awesoness and in a way your comments about my character are a more subtle form of bullying.
Moderation is fine but I can' believe I was out of order maybe you are a sensitive individual.
 

dapperdunn

War Hero
Book Reviewer
This whole 'the mods are picking on me' thing that's going on on here at the moment is getting fucking boring. Get over yourselves and fucking grow up
 

Purple_twiglet

War Hero
Moderator
Oh do give it a rest Stan. You really are a broken record. No one is picking on you, they are just sick to death of the same old routine you pull of trying to make out that you are the only person on this forum to have ever deployed anywhere vaguely dangerous and that this gives you the right to be a total Mong if you feel like it.

You are like the happy aggressive drunk at a bar, constantly telling the cops you will be good, then seconds later trying to start a fight with them and then wondering later why the police have got it in for you.

No one doubts you have had some nasty shit happen to you during your service career. But the thing is a lot of people here have had nasty shit happen to them during their service career.
 
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