Me and my monkey

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  1. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    Missus shaved the beaver this weekend still smelled the same, should I trade the bitch in for a female firefighter in rig??
  2. JonnoJonno

    JonnoJonno Banned

    I don't believe you. Pics please.
  3. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    There's beavers in Cornwall 8O
  4. daffy1

    daffy1 War Hero

    Might want to get the insides checked out, My girlfriend told me a dit when some women went to see a gynecologist complaining that it smell, so the doc took a look and pulled out a rotton tomato.
  5. Streaky

    Streaky War Hero

    That's strange, the last time I had a rotten tomato, it didn't smell that fishy. Maybe it's just your missus.

    Stop being such a cheap b'stard and get her a decent set of love eggs.
  6. Jenny_Dabber

    Jenny_Dabber New member

    Shove a can of oust up there :twisted:

    If that don't do the trick, then I don't know what will................
  7. tug1970

    tug1970 Badgeman

    Is not animal cruelty to shave a small furry mammal :D :D
  8. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    Never said it was small Tug
  9. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    I don't get it?
  10. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    2DD forget it mate I was having one of my frequent blonde moments yesterday, you missed a fcuking good laugh with PPP though :D
  11. seafarer1939

    seafarer1939 New member

    WD40! famous for cleaning rusty tools,works for me!
  12. tug1970

    tug1970 Badgeman

    Could always trade her for a nurse in sexy uniform, but the fire woman on the plus could drag you upstairs but a shaved beaver is nice at times except when grows back :wink: :D
  13. Andrew_1980

    Andrew_1980 New member

    Maybe it's the aftersmell of your pecker. if you've cleaned the drawer out it can only be what you put in that's the culprit.
  14. stan_the_man

    stan_the_man Banned

    Hey shippers bought one of those sexy nurses outfits in a local fetish shop here in Guzz fucking whizzo but some real freaks shop there, shitting in masks etc. eeeeek
  15. tug1970

    tug1970 Badgeman

    Dammn those copraphiliviles get everywhere. :D :D :D

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