Mature dating

#1
Christ on a stick, is this supposed to be an advert, seriously, everyone you see when you open RR is an orange munter
 
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Subsunk

Lantern Swinger
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#4
Christ on a stick, is this supposed to be an advert, seriously, everyone you see when you open RR is an orange munter
RAF counterintelligence at work. Pretty soon no-one normal will log on to RR lest they get a visual on another lookalike of Zelda from Terrahawks.
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
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#6
I think it's age/location related.

You old fcukers up north obviously get the "Grab an orange munter" version.

Us fit, young, attractive young thrusters down "Sarf" are bombarded with nubile young asian chicks who are giving us the "Come shag me brains out big boy" internet stare. :)
 
#7
I think it's age/location related.

You old fcukers up north obviously get the "Grab an orange munter" version.

Us fit, young, attractive young thrusters down "Sarf" are bombarded with nubile young asian chicks who are giving us the "Come shag me brains out big boy" internet stare. :)
More like this ravishing beauty
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saying 'Meet me at Heffs Friday night for spakka karaoke and mong dancing.'.:slow:
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#10
Ahhh...but my standards apply to the amount of beer that has to be drunk before attempting to add to the local gene pool, nothing to do with the quality of the munter. I tend to "Go ugly late" as apposed to "Early" therefore the munters that are left are deperate and a sure bet.

This approach does run the risk of being a plums rating at the end of the night though.
 
#12
Ahhh...but my standards apply to the amount of beer that has to be drunk before attempting to add to the local gene pool, nothing to do with the quality of the munter. I tend to "Go ugly late" as apposed to "Early" therefore the munters that are left are deperate and a sure bet.

This approach does run the risk of being a plums rating at the end of the night though.
Remember the rules, never go to bed with someone who will make you close your eyes when you wake up in the morning, leave whilst it's too dark and the munters asleep.
End of night option is ok but runs the risk of the brewery affecting the wedding tackle, so performance may be low.
 
#13
I seem to keep getting the one wearing glasses sat on the end of a bed, everytime I open the lappy and my Jack Russel see her he starts humping my leg
 
#14
You have overlooked "V-e-r-y mature (i.e. RIPE) dating". I signed up with www.compare-the-corpses.com a while back and, I have met some very interesting ladies of a more...shall we say, seniority to that of the mature ones to which you refer. They arrive nicely wrapped and I have about 2 to 3 hours to get to know them before they start to go off a bit and I have to call the refrigeration van and return them to the warehouse. They don't nag, criticise anything and are always impeccably turned out (you can hardly see the autopsy stitching). Thoroughly recommended. Enclosed is a photo of the Main Offices of the above website. I can let you know the fees if anyones interested.

 
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You have overlooked "V-e-r-y mature (i.e. RIPE) dating". I signed up with www.compare-the-corpses.com
a while back and, I have met some very interesting ladies of a more...shall we say, seniority to that of the
mature ones to which you refer. They arrive nicely wrapped and I have about 2 to 3 hours to get to know
them before they start to go off a bit and I have to call the refrigeration van and return them to the
warehouse. They don't nag, criticise anything and are always impeccably turned out (you can hardly see
the autopsy stitching). Thoroughly recommended. Enclosed is a photo of the Main Offices of the above
website. I can let you know the fees if anyones interested.
What happens if you fall asleep on the job? Must smell a bit in the morning, like some old fish?
 
C

cúnt

Guest
#17
You shouldn't be looking at the adverts- the female potential recruits is where it's at. Honestly lads, they're thick, starry eyed and will suck cock for a look at your sand-covered bergen.
 
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