Matelot wins £1.5 on the Lottery

#7
Will the money still be there when he returns from his next tour of duty? All those opportunities for shopping, shopping and more shopping.... ;)

A lovely way to start a marriage. Of course if he had married a lawyer....
 
#11
Has he got an account on here please?
Please? Pretty please??? Pretty Pretty
Pretty Please???? Y'see me old mum
who's 108 needs these two hip replacements
and the baliffs are knocking on me door and
the wife has upped and left and she wants
the house and all my Credit Cards are maxxed
out and our old pet dog Rufus needs his cataracts
sorted....blah blah

(RR's first E-Begging Letter.....more to follow)
 

chieftiff

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#13
finknottle said:
Nice 1, 'I don't recall having as many friends as this'!
Funny you should say that, looks like my old mate Martin Adamsomething, haven't seen him for years, would now be a good time to remind him that we may have once met in a NAAFI somewhere and are really very very good friends? What do you think? :dwarf:
 
#14
BillyNoMates said:
Has he got an account on here please?
Please? Pretty please??? Pretty Pretty
Pretty Please???? Y'see me old mum
who's 108 needs these two hip replacements
and the baliffs are knocking on me door and
the wife has upped and left and she wants
the house and all my Credit Cards are maxxed
out and our old pet dog Rufus needs his cataracts
sorted....blah blah

(RR's first E-Begging Letter.....more to follow)
Reminds me of the old chestnut about the reporter who asked a pools winner about the begging letters. "Oh, I'll keep sending those," he said.

Now, if this couple would like an amazing investment opportunity, I just need sufficient funding to exploit the unknown reserves of untapped oil in my back garden... then there's this treasure map I bought from a bloke down the pub... not to mention the money I got out of Nigeria but can't get my hands on without access to someone else's bank account... then there's, etc, etc...
 
#17


Hello mate, long time no see. How the devil are you. Look forward to meeting up, here is my number........................................

Regards, Chris





 
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