Matelot joins Mensa after naming 35 cities.....

If she's so fcuking clever give her a bale of cordage and tell her to knock up a heaving line complete with monkeys fist. I bet she'd be fcuked without BR 67.....she needs her fcuking smug b*stard face stamping on!
I also wager she can't drink 10 pints of Stella, lag standing up, shag Janner slags standing up against a burger van and cling on to the roof of a stolen taxi driving through estover at 75 mph.

She's got fcuk all.
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