Massage studio!

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Right ok, I may have poo for brains here on this one;

Being a lass I never had the urge to 'fulfill' my night with £40 and a lady. Now we all know Guz is known for its 'ladies of the nights' or toms!

Between HMS Drake gate and The Milbridge pub there is/was a massage studio, where, if you paid a tad extra you got the full works. I know this as the lads would go on all the time about it. I can't remember the name, its something like Studio 2?

Ach, anyway, I am sure a few of you 'sea going types' will know what I am on about :wink:
 

PompeySailor

Lantern Swinger
You're an ex-Wren. Check your old payslips, 'cos I'm pretty sure that some of the ladies of the night were in fact ladies of the Women's Royal Naval Service!
 

Bernoulli

Midshipman
Studio 1, just by Carousels and around the corner from The Avondale. One of our stokers went in there for "manual relief", but fled when he saw his "masseuse". Apparently she looked like Gollum's body double from 'Lord of the Rings'.... 8O
 

MightyCrash

Badgeman
Bernoulli said:
Studio 1, just by Carousels and around the corner from The Avondale. One of our stokers went in there for "manual relief", but fled when he saw his "masseuse". Apparently she looked like Gollum's body double from 'Lord of the Rings'.... 8O
...you say it like it's a bad thing!
 
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PompeySailor said:
You're an ex-Wren. Check your old payslips, 'cos I'm pretty sure that some of the ladies of the night were in fact ladies of the Women's Royal Naval Service!

Listen, just because I had a few too many drinks and ended up in Jesters, doesn't mean I worked there! Hang on...............does LSSB cover it?
 

PompeySailor

Lantern Swinger
Have you seen that bird in the Sun today? Navy is full of "lezzers in the paint lockers" apparently - and as soon as you get away from the wall all the Wrens are chasing each other to share bunks! I want to know where you lot got the double bunks from!

Jenny - what was your POS again....?!

She wants to be the new Jordan.....looks rough enough.
 
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Double bunks? Ah, your referring to the C.O.'s bed again!

I was a mere OM(UW).
 

sidon55

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Got my sympathy Jenny, having to mix with those knuckledraggers in the forends. Must have been a real education for you
 
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sidon55 said:
Got my sympathy Jenny, having to mix with those knuckledraggers in the forends. Must have been a real education for you

Frigging nightmares for life mate :twisted:
 

sidon55

Lantern Swinger
Us gentleman UC's never ventured either forward into the Forends or aft past the control room. Weird things grew in those dank areas, both human and otherwise
 
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